Abby's first preschool is selling cookie dough as a fundraiser. For the low low low price of $10 you can be the proud owner of a 4 lb tub of raw cookie dough. You can also buy various flavors of popcorn coated in chocolate, or these creepy "lava cakes" that you can toss in the microwave and they are meant to be raw and runny in the middle. Yum.
I tried to hit up my mom and sister to buy some of this garbage, but it looks like I am going to be the proud owner of multiple 4 pound "cubes" of chocolate cookie dough with the most bizarre green mint flavored chips, or snicker-doodle cookies with "cinnamon" chips, or maybe some "Chicago Style" popcorn- you know the "delicious" (read: vile) combo of carmel corn and cheese popcorn. Hooray.
Abby was sent home with her second preschool's fundraiser. Guess what it is... you got it- more fucking cookie dough.
So now I can complete my collection of crap to crowd my freezer.
Anyone want to buy some cookie dough so that Abby's schools can pay for their play dough?
Didn't think so.
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That's awful. I hate fundraisers. I hated them when I was in school and it looks like now we get to experience their joy all over again as parents. I'm trying not to get sick right now thinking of all the sugar coated popcorn I ate from a Terry Redlin tin that I bought from an anonymous boy scout who rang my doorbell.
wow....
4 lbs of cookie dough! that's freakin' amazing!
in all seriousness, a few years back my parents finally completely cleaned out their deep freezer, and they found 2 boxes of thin mints from god only knows when.
parenthood...
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