Lost

My cell phone is missing.
Did I tell you about the new one I got a while back? It was kind of a production because I didn't want a new one, but it was mandatory so I sucked it up and got the best phone ever. I loved my new phone. I had taken some really great pictures with it too, but alas, it is gone.
I think it got left on the United Airlines flight 1007 plane, but no one at UAL can seem to help me and when I call the Cancun Airport I get this recording in Spanish that I can't understand. I am very distraught about all this, not just the phone and the pictures, but the phone numbers too. I guess I have to chalk it up to bad luck and call it a day, but it still sucks.
At least I lost it on vacation and not getting a root canal or something.