Dear Blogger,

Dear Blogger,
Can you explain a few things to me? I am curious why my darling daughters, named for amazing, revolutionary women in history, are constantly abused by your spell check yet "Ritchie" like Lionel, Nicole, and Guy Ritchie is part of your spell check. Why is it that everytime I say "Really Blogger, it is ok, that is how you spell it" you ask me if I am sure. I doubt everything I do almost all day. Do you have to too?
I also would like to know why the word "blog" or "blogger" is not in your spell check. Is that not like not being able to spell your own name?
Can you also tell me why you crash when I have written something brilliant which deletes it entirely and leaves me tired and sad because I can only be brilliant about once a month (if that) and what I end up re-typing is not is not as good?
What have I done to you, friend, that makes you act this way? I feel like we are in an abusive relationship and we should seek some help. Can we work on this?

Your Friend,
The Blogger You Abuse
(oh, wait, not specific enough? The fix your shit buddy. If I'm not the only one complaining then maybe you should do something about it. I'm just sayin'....)